Quote of the day: 6th January

1) Hippo milk is pink
2) There are around 200 corpses on Mount Everest
3) Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa
4) Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'.
5) The first alarm clock could only ring at 4 a.m.